I think I figured it out.
So the wife does awesome cakes! Can you believe that fish one is actually not a fish, but a cake? People wouldn't eat it because it looked too much like a fish! The other one is also a cake! it looks like a toy or summat. Then there's the cars. The white one is my BMW (still not a cock), and the silver one is amanda's corolla. The lawnmower I saw at a car show of all places! and then those wires and funny little boxes are effect pedals for electric guitars. Im trying to sell them, so if your interested, let me know!