Like the look upon his face as he's zipping up his flies.

here is what you have missed since May:

I got the dream guitar
I got the decent raise (had to ask for an extra dollar, But I got it)
I punched a zebra in the arse. Hard.
Started a second (temporary)job, not whoring myself on the street
Had an awesome holiday in Tahoe
Am pretty close to getting two persian kittens named Taco and Nacho
I joined a new band. Played a couple of gigs, had some fun, and then left.
I am going back to college (U.C Berkeley no less!) to get my C.P.A

Can life get any better?

A C.P.A is an accountancy qualification, in case you didn't know. I still can't believe I'm doing it. Considering I failed GCSE maths twice.
I've found that when you tell people you are 'in' accounting, it really kills conversations.
For example:
"So what do you do?"
"I work in the accounting department of a Law firm"
"Oh. Numbers, huh?"

I think the only profession people like less than accountancy is being a lawyer. I wonder how it works for people who are accountants for lawyers? Double trouble.

I was previously rubbish at eating sunflower seeds, but after a weekend of cracking and spitting. I'm quite the expert.

Here are some pictures of what you may have missed: