A few more things
I hate my accounting course. I cant wait to get back to things that matter. Such as, well, not learning anything! I really only enjoy learning when it's connected to a hobby. Something that I want to do as an amateur.
Professionalism has never really been my forte. I am starting to wonder what I am good at. This is almost certainly the beginning of an early midlife crisis.
Here is a list of things I am bad at:
Sports - All of them. As much as I want to be athletic, I just dont have it
Maths - I am shuddering at the thought of having maths be such a large part of my everyday
life. My father in law laughed whent I told him I couldnt do long division. I realy can't
Playing guitar - If I played a song and someone said, that sounds good, how long have you been playing? If I told them the real length of time I had actually been playing, I think they might just laugh out loud.
Driving - I am a terrible driver. Whilst I always use my mirrors, never stall, am always under the speed limit, I have awful aggresion when I get behind the wheel. I want to punish everyone else's mistakes. I think this comes from years of being a Yugo passenger.
Blogging - Lazy, workshy, Blogger. That's me.
Good things
Procrastinating - Seriously. If this was an Olympic sport, I'd be on a cereal box in China.
Laundry - I am on top of the laundry. WORD.
Taking a bath - Can you be good at bathing? I think I am.
Now if I could find employment that harnessed my skills, I think I might be on to something.
Professionalism has never really been my forte. I am starting to wonder what I am good at. This is almost certainly the beginning of an early midlife crisis.
Here is a list of things I am bad at:
Sports - All of them. As much as I want to be athletic, I just dont have it
Maths - I am shuddering at the thought of having maths be such a large part of my everyday
life. My father in law laughed whent I told him I couldnt do long division. I realy can't
Playing guitar - If I played a song and someone said, that sounds good, how long have you been playing? If I told them the real length of time I had actually been playing, I think they might just laugh out loud.
Driving - I am a terrible driver. Whilst I always use my mirrors, never stall, am always under the speed limit, I have awful aggresion when I get behind the wheel. I want to punish everyone else's mistakes. I think this comes from years of being a Yugo passenger.
Blogging - Lazy, workshy, Blogger. That's me.
Good things
Procrastinating - Seriously. If this was an Olympic sport, I'd be on a cereal box in China.
Laundry - I am on top of the laundry. WORD.
Taking a bath - Can you be good at bathing? I think I am.
Now if I could find employment that harnessed my skills, I think I might be on to something.
posted by Steve at 11:35 PM
2 Comments:
I can certainly empathise with the Maths thing (good to see the 's' is still there too mate!). I was always shit at maths at school, I sat in a 'special' group with Esther, Jo Bell and others I can't quite remember - us maths thicko's sat around a table right in the middle of the 'Learning Base' whatever it was. Mrs Rose was the teacher - it was the blind leading the blind.
I got a D.
I tried to re-sit it at new college, it was a Wednesday night which was incidentally the same night as the Kings Head quiz night, I lasted about 4 weeks!
I still cant do fractions or basic multiplication, much the amusement of the Mother and Stavros, both of whom work at Accountants!
p.s. you're also pretty bad at updating this 'ere blog. Are you still alive?
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